Tips and tricks: How you get the girl

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Some men think women are complicated.

This can be true at times. However, there are simple ways to charm her in your favor.

Whether you’re a sweet talker, one who displays confidence for the ladies to see, or someone who bolts from just the sight of a mere woman, these tips will not fail you. I guarantee a woman by your side if you follow these simple instructions.

-Play mind games with her. She loves feeling really confused as she and her friends try to decipher what “let’s hang out” really means. After all, that is what girl nights are all about.

-Don’t ask her out in person. Asking her out through text will show you put some thought into it, and she appreciates that.

-When you take her out on a date, let her do all the planning. She wouldn’t want you to strain your capacity to think.

-When picking her up, don’t go to her door. Make her walk to you, and as she approaches, make sure to honk plenty as you let out catcalls. It doesn’t make her feel like an object.

-After you have let all those cat calls out of your system, make sure to point out her flaws, especially the ones she can’t change. It will really boost her self-esteem.

-Don’t pay attention to her. It keeps her interested. She wants all your attention to go to watching sports and video games. Your only duty should be to Call of Duty.

-If she is cold, let her be cold. She likes when her leg hairs grow back right after she has just shaved them. Those goosebumps are pretty nice as well, so just let her keep them.

-Lie to her. The truth is so overrated these days, and real communication is a thing of the past.

– As time goes on, there is no need to keep up your appearance. Your body odor is an enchanting aroma, and she likes those crusted food stains on your clothes.

-When holidays and anniversaries make their appearance, there is no need to show your love through flowers and gifts.

She obviously already knows you care by all the things you have already done for her, and she doesn’t need to be shown any more of your affection.

Voilà, your girl is definitely head over heels for you now.

The complication of not understanding women is no longer a distress that weighs on your shoulders and keeps you awake at night. You can now have a strong relationship where your happiness is ensured because that is what really matters to a woman.

Happy endeavors to all you men who are looking for your soulmate.

OK, obviously if you try to follow through with any of these tips, you will stay single.

Men need to stop insulting women and using them for only a moment of enjoyment.

A woman deserves to have a man who will care for her and respect what she does to make him happy.

I see too many “players” taking advantage of women, and it is so unfair for them to have to be put down continuously and to not know how to defend themselves because they feel that is how they deserve to be treated.

Women, don’t let men treat you in any rude manner. Don’t lower your standards for any man. You are worth the very best.

Men, please stop treating women as objects and using them for your physical needs. You are better than that. Start proving it.

'Tips and tricks: How you get the girl' has 1 comment

  1. May 20, 2015 @ 6:24 am Daniel

    The first impression that came from the quote at top was that this would be one-sided, possibly sexist even. It was as I suspected. You make no mention of good examples of men treating women with respect.

    Something I’ve observed in my own life is that the good guys tend to stay single. You say that if we don’t want to be single, we should do the opposite of the things you listed there. I tend to, and I haven’t had a date since… oh about 2 years ago. I’m someone who legitimately emphasizes, cares about, and can love people really easily. I don’t know that it’s a curse or a blessing, since no one else seems willing to reciprocate when all I want is someone I can show this to and someone willing to do the same. For the most part, I don’t care much about a woman’s looks as long as I can love them.

    In my experience, women tend to date the guys who don’t treat them right or care much for them. If you want guys to treat you right, then start dating guys, such as me, who do… maybe we would get the message when your gender stops giving the bad boys all the attention. Sorry if that sounded harsh… just tired of being single and yet one of the most kind guys in person to women. Maybe it’s because I’m also fairly awkward that I don’t have dates, seeing as I have social anxiety disorder, but oh well.

    It would certainly be helpful if you women actually asked us out for once. A lot of times I don’t do it anymore because of my social anxiety disorder that causes anxiety and panic attacks that tend to end up hurting me badly, sometimes to the point of a lethal problem, such as one previous semester when I had to go to the hospital and suffered a seizure, all from having a problem with women. So, I find my existence a bit more important than dating just any girl, so I am cautious. If you want a date with a good guy, then ask us. How much relief it would be to me(especially when I have SAD) if a woman actually turned things around, viewed herself as an equal rather than someone who has to sit and wait lazily for a guy to ask her out, and if she asked me out or some other guy out. In my mind, I don’t think women have a place to complain if they don’t ask anyone out themselves… don’t like the guys that ask you out? Then go ask guys YOU like. Start acting like we are equals, stop limiting yourself because of lame gender roles. I swear, I am all for women’s rights… I just wish you all would start acting like equals and start asking men out too.


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